"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

Friday, April 1, 2011

NOTE TO SELF......

YOU SHOULD NOT.........

GO TEST DRIVE THIS.......
BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKELY TO THINK WELL.....THAT IS OKAY I CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.........









THEN A LITTLE BIRDIE SAYS WELL......(AKA GREAT FRIEND AND KOREAN HARD TO UNDERSTAND SALESMAN)


"JUST FOR FUN LETS LOOK AT THIS ONE TOO.......
THEN OH WENT MY COMFY LITTLE BOTTOM IN THE SEAT.....AAAAHHHH WENT MY NOSE AT THE DELICIOUS NEW SMELL........WOW SAID MY EYES AT THE BEAUTIFUL SIGHT.........
PERFECT SAID MY BRAIN AT THE MPG AND PRICE.........
AND. . .  OUCH WENT MY HEART WHEN I HAD TO LEAVE MY LOVE BEHIND AND SAY SEE YOU IN A FEW YEARS. . . I COULD HERE ITS GENTLE SOBS AS WE DROVE AWAY EVER SO SADLY. . . .





THEN LIKE A JEALOUS BOYFRIEND OUR CURRENT TREASURE DECIDED TO ADD SALT TO THE OPEN WOUND AND QUIT COOLING US DOWN ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY. . . .


SO NOTE TO SELF NEXT GIRLS DAY OUT JUST TRY OUT SOME CLOTHES THAT YOU CAN AFFORD RIGHT NOW, AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE A LONGING FOR A LOVE YOU CANNOT HAVE.

ALL AND ALL A FABULOUS DAY!

1 comment:

spice2116 said...

Lol did you go to a dealership? Those places give me hives and maybe the shakes hahaha those cars
are purdy